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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 23:55

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

Octopussy

Why do men want to suck dick?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do I overcome attachment issues?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Jenna Bush Hager Gets a Major Leslie Bibb-Inspired Hair Transformation on Live Television - instyle.com

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

AI alone cannot solve the productivity puzzle - Financial Times

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?